Funny Old Guys

A guy in the locker room was telling this story about riding along the bike path and, randomly, looking over his shoulder. And there was a guy back there drafting off him. Said "ya coulda knocked me over with a feather." And another guy joked, "You know, one benefit of getting older is that it takes me a lot longer to react. And when I get startled, instead of panicking and crashing, I find the danger has usually already passed." Somehow the conversation then moved to "I want to grow old enough to..." There were a couple of good jokes but the best one was from a guy who's "older," but in such great shape that I seriously think he could whip me if he wanted. Anyway, he said he wants to get so old he has to think twice about buying green bananas. That's pretty damn funny.